Pool: Puddle Pussy

Puddle Pussy
(/pəd(ə)l po͝osē/)
noun

1. a vagina (colloquially known as a pussy) that produces a large amount of lubrication in the form of vaginal secretions (see: Pussy Juice), especially when the act of penetration results in the occurance of squelching noises.

To understand the meaning of the idiomatic term "Puddle Pussy", one must understand its context. This expression is derived from the characteristically high level of wetness typically demonstrated by relevant subjects, which can be described as saturated, soaked, sopping, sodden, sloppy, or drenched, and is an especially appropriate descriptor in cases where the vagina also creates loud squelching, squishing, or sloshing noises upon being externally stimulated and/or penetrated by a bodily appendage such as the fingers and penis, or a sexual accessory, such as dildos and vibrators.

In pornographic audio-visual entertainment mediums these characteristics are self-evident due to visual and/or auditory denotation. However, in the case of non-animated, soundless pornographic visual entertainment mediums (such as illustrations, comic books, graphic novels, or webcomics), these characteristics are less easy to discern, instead requiring the accompaniment of onomotopoeia or emanata to draw attention to them.

The use of the word "puddle" refers to this wetness, and particularly evokes certain ideas, images, or sensations of aformentioned wetness; reminiscent of a puddle (a shallow or small pool of liquid, especially of rainwater on the ground; as defined by Oxford Languages.)

The use of this expression also often refers to secondary characteristics of the concept of a puddle, particularly, the audio-sensory phenomena that occurs when one splashes, stomps, or jumps around within said puddle; and the visual-and-tactile-sensory phenomena that occurs from the same action (for instance: the formation and dispersal of droplets, ripples, or wavelets from the epicenter of physical disruption via hands, feet, or other solid objects).

These secondary characteristics are especially relevant when considering the etymology and description of the term "Puddle Pussy", as the colloquialization of common sociocultural ideas regarding female genitalia which are possessing of desirable qualities for sexually-interested males typically involve fantastical exaggerations of said desirable qualities within pornographic mediums.

With these colloquializations often hyperbolizing and accentuating the vagina (via usage of adjectives such as wet, damp, tight, snapping, sensitive, rosy, slippery, or hungry,) the vagina is considered amongst the describing parties as not only being capable and desirable for copulation, but ideal for it. This is reinforced when considering the nature of the description.

Large quantities of vaginal secretions are considered commonly as being broadly desirable due to the impetus of them; being the result of feminine arousal, which itself is either accompanied by, or results from, an application of pleasurable stimuli to the vagina and/or other erogenous zones. Due to the nature of these elements as being derived from sexual activity, it is logical to conclude that they would be regarded favorably by those partaking, or wishing to partake, in general or focused sexual activity. Therefore, to describe a woman's genitalia as a "Puddle Pussy" implies a positive level of contentment due to a satisfactory level of wetness, reminiscent of a "puddle", and especially, a satisfactory quantity or volume of audio-sensory phenomena upon being penetrated or stimulated, and/or a satisfactory quality of tactile sensation from said penetration or stimulation, once again being reminiscent of a "puddle", especially the elicited sounds, sensations, and images of water being disturbed when splashed within.

These elicitations are traditionally considered attractive amongst those who undergo arousal upon reception of material which either implies or explicitly depicts the discussed term, "Puddle Pussy". This is caused by subjective preferences resulting from innate instinctual desires, or learned behavior due to personal experience. From the perspective of an individual who considers it to be desirable, the "Puddle Pussy" is exalted due to its association with significantly large amounts of arousal in the imaginarily perceived or existent female sexual partner, and transitively, a significant amount of satisfactory wetness of the vaginal orifice.

In conclusion, the colloquializations surrounding the expression "Puddle Pussy" are essential to understanding the origin of the term, however, the term can be argued to be a colloquialization itself in regards to the sociocultural evolution of language, particularly slang. The relevance of this statement suggests a deeper understanding to be found regarding the origin of the "Puddle Pussy" term, and thus a deeper understanding of those who partake, or wish to partake, in it.